How I ________ Your MotherBy Tina S. Zhu
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Son, I hear you want to know about your mother. You’ve been running around accusing me of hiding the truth. Well, I’ll tell you everything. We were very happy together. It was love at first sight—I knew she was going to be my queen the first time I laid eyes on her. How did we meet, you ask? I was traveling through a dangerous ________ when I came across a ________ defended by an angry, treacherous ________. You see, she was ________ so she had no idea I was going to pay a visit. I killed the ________ defending her with one stroke of my blade, and you know what? Lo and behold, I found her ________, with a face as beautiful as a ________ in full bloom and pale as a ________. I told her she was going to be my wife.
Tina S. Zhu writes speculative fiction from her desk in California. Her words have been published in Tor.com, X-R-A-Y, and Fireside Magazine, and she can be found on Twitter @tinaszhu and at tinaszhu.com.
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